I'd much rather be writing "Dear Diary" but since my actual diary went missing last week, I started this blog instead. If you're reading this and you're the one who STOLE my diary, GIVE IT BACK right now and I'll THINK about not making you PAY for what you've done.
If you're reading this and your name is ABBY JENSEN...stop reading. Now. I mean it.
No, wait. I take that back. Read away, Abby! I want you to know exactly what I'm planning for my 16th birthday next month. Oh. What's that? It's YOUR 16th birthday too? Well, guess what? NO ONE CARES. My birthday is going to RULE and yours is going to fade away like that bad smell coming from the locker room last week.
To Everybody Else: I know you think I'm being really hard on Abby, but if you only KNEW the real story, if you only KNEW what she did to deserve how I feel about her, you'd understand my point of view. Just wait. Someday the truth will come out.
Until then, my Sweet 16 Party is going to be awesome and you're all invited. I'll post more info soon!
Your Future Student Body President