Sometimes I wish my brother would get lost. I mean it. Really lost. Like in a forest or something. One of those forests with trees that come alive to grab kids like him, then holds him until he cries like a baby and apologizes for every completely lame thing he's ever done to embarrass his older sister.
I know -- you think I'm being mean. But you don't know what it's like to live with him! He has this stupid toy guitar he got when he was 9 and he carries it around the house all the time. At the most random moments, like when you're putting on mascara, he comes up behind you and does this ear-splitting rock star imitation making you shove that wand right into your cornea.
I had to wear an eye patch to Homecoming!
Now you know why I want him to get lost. Not forever, maybe. Just until my 16th birthday. I don't want Duffus and his Toy Guitar Band to ruin my Sweet Sixteen party.
Maybe you have a sibling who drives you absolutely crazy. Feel free to vent here.