Who here thinks Celeste should be able to blog if she wants to? It's a free universe, right? If human beings can speak their minds, I can too.
But the comments are pouring in from my fellow magical beings. (You, dear human readers, can't see those comments because they're written in invisible type, which also bugs me.) They think I need to be a little more discrete. More mysterious.
For instance, they don't want you to know how much Birthday Fairies like me love pizza. They're afraid if you humans knew that we crave the cheesy tomatoey bready goodness of a perfect pie, you'd try to bribe us with it.
I think a simple warning will suffice:
Please do not leave a pizza under your pillow along with your Birthday Wish. it's messy and won't get you anything you want. Even from your parents.
Thank you. That is all.