I live to humiliate Abby Jensen so it's a real time-saver when she does it to herself. She's been doing that a lot lately. I think the closer we get to our 16th birthdays, the more desperate she is to enjoy it.
Last Tuesday in homeroom I heard her talking to Jay Kepler about how she wanted her 16th birthday to be -- and I quote -- "the best birthday in the history of 16th birthdays!"
Give me a break. Her birthday is going to be totally forgettable. Mine, however, will be so awesome some cable show will want to film it and launch my new TV career.
That will really drive Abby Jensen bonkers. Score again!