No, that's not the title of a new horror movie. It's my life. Why is my life full of terror, you might ask? Two words:
AKA Driver's Ed. Specifically, Driver's Ed with Abby Jensen at the wheel. It sounded like a good idea at first. Abby and I are both car crazy. She's partial to red vehicles and I always look at the blue ones, but we're both totally excited about turning 16 and getting our driver's licenses. So naturally, we signed up for Driver's Ed together.
And then she got behind the wheel.
Terror in the Parking Lane. And the Passing Lane. And the Right Turn Only Lane. I hope her parents let her practice A LOT before she gets her license. In an empty parking lot. With no obstacles of any kind within a mile or two.
Gotta run. Today we're learning Parallel Parking. I think I'll keep my eyes closed.